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LADY GAGA WITHOUT MAKEUP - The truth ain't always pretty.


TAGS: gaga sans makeup
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 11:33 pm
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, cos I'm BLUFFEN with ma MUFFIN I'm not lying I'm just stunnin with ma love glue gurlin!


BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by C

lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am
its funny, but at the same time fucked up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a photo.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
That baby looks pissed!


RED RYDER AR 15 - Thank yooouuuu SANTA!


TAGS: ar15 santa
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by motinet

orcomorco - September 18, 2013, 10:40 pm
What a ripoff santa...huge amount of matience there. Get a Kel-Tec RFB or AK74
GaryO - November 28, 2012, 8:00 pm
It’s an Official-Red-Ryder Carbine-Action-Two-Hundred-Shot-Range-Model-Daisy-lever-action-with-a-saddle ring-and-leather-thong-on-the-receiver-and-compass-and-sundial-in-the-stock….You’ll blow your head off kid.
Airman - November 28, 2012, 6:53 pm
yes they do.. we have a couple
maoworks2 - November 28, 2012, 2:54 pm
Do They Make B B Guns Like That Now ?
MissPriss - November 28, 2012, 10:35 am
Don't know why...but Mord comes to mind with that one teehee. Hope you didn't lose an eye creating this. Nice....


FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by marms

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH - Make sure you can take her first...




JUGGALOS - Passing the axe since 1991.


TAGS: icp insane clown posse juggalo
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Krysen

agdaniele - March 3, 2009, 12:08 am
Sure thing, Porcelina. I never like to see lines drawn.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 8:49 pm
Thank you, AG
agdaniele - March 2, 2009, 8:33 pm
dweezle's insightful argument aside, they are the same as the old-school punkers, and the FSU clan... it's expression and preference... respect that right.
Fatty - February 6, 2009, 2:05 pm
oooo... Someone's got big balls on the internets! I'm scareded!
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that shit to my face and get your ass kicked...Don't fuck wit the Juggalos
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that shit to my face and get your ass kicked...Don't fuck wit the Juggalos
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 7:03 pm
Posers, the most over used phrased by insecure 7th graders
Charles Buckett - November 2, 2008, 4:40 pm
Juggalos, biggest posers since cowboys went out of style
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 8:32 pm
Whoop Whoop!
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 6:21 pm
I blame this one on you, God. The French, I can forgive that..But you really dropped the ball on this one.
God - August 28, 2008, 3:33 pm
hahahaha.. Juggalos. Douchebags.


EX-GIRLFRIEND -




SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich


TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by american1459

the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am
and a little drink to wash it down


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.


TAGS: pinky brain insanity einstein insane
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


EVOLUTION - ...thus proving religion doesnt exist. So stop your jihadist beheadings already


TAGS: sand niggers
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by gerne

Bartimaeus - March 2, 2010, 8:23 pm
Though, at the moment, I'm a ballerina...
Bartimaeus - March 2, 2010, 8:22 pm
...Domo arigato...
Treehodger - March 2, 2010, 8:18 pm
So Bart is Japanese? Hmm...
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:11 am
“Utinni”
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:03 am
If that's so, then there must be a bunch of religious zealot jawas who are flaming the shit out of this right now.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:01 am
Oh and Paul Kondor whatever. you're right, common sense disproves all teachings of religion.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:59 am
Am I the first one to notice the tags? This poster is about jawas, not humans.
a name - July 4, 2009, 3:56 am
No, just the ones about life and the universe being created in a span of several days by an unseen creator. And the ones about a human being surviving for three days in a whale...
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 3:51 am
Evolution does not disprove all teachings of "religion" anyway.
W - April 7, 2009, 4:25 pm
Yeah well if we're being specific "america" is two continents. Then again, being picky the Koreans have yet to develope claws and scales and the japanese... Hold on, the one bout japan was quite acurate
Joey Eagleton - November 24, 2008, 1:34 pm
If your gonna bitch about countries and continents, at least be smart enough to know "America" isn't one either.
Culos - November 11, 2008, 5:27 pm
Europe, Afrika, America - continents not countries.... Same stupid remark, what the fuck has this to do with the poster. It only shows how men evolved in different places asshole
geography? - November 11, 2008, 5:24 pm
japan and korea - countries not continents...
Alexiel - July 14, 2008, 1:54 pm
lol japan
CD player - June 13, 2008, 3:42 pm
I work with a computer.At least you have some fun running for your life.
Shtoink - June 9, 2008, 12:03 am
lol! i work with a hydralisk!


I HAVE HAD -


TAGS: knuckle sandwich squirrel
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:32 pm
Hehe I loves it. also some said they loved mad little animals? HII!!
firedog911 - February 18, 2011, 7:45 am
Friggin' love this... makes me smile every time I see it! Great Post!
Kelsey Morrow - February 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
i love little mad animals lol
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:08 pm
aw love it so cute
voodoo3535 - February 16, 2011, 6:48 pm
Great Iron Fist!
Zook - February 16, 2011, 4:11 pm
chuckle


BOBBY SANDS - I can has cheezburger?




FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


REDNECK SANTA - Beer and Lotto tickets for everyone


TAGS: redneck santa
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by dbeatham

culos - December 8, 2010, 2:10 am
Sorry RL you do not have the power to retire me!
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

this is the third time in as many days this photo has been used....howz about we retire it.


LETTER TO SANTA -


TAGS: christmas santa rudolph warning threat
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 12:57 am
clever & funny 5L
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
HA! bad ass!
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:35 pm
No problem... just DONT start TALKING LIKE this..OKAY!!!??? LOL
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:33 pm
Wow! Ty! 5 hugs your way, all!
motinet - December 16, 2010, 10:18 pm

Shes gonna make the hall of fame on her SECOND try... damn!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:48 pm
Nice one.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:20 am
lol
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:14 am

why can't all new contributpors be this good. solid 5.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:28 am
or 5 lumps of coal
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Love it 5 naughty marks!


HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?




DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away


TAGS: heart sand love
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:48 am
Hat5 off! ;)
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:39 am
What they said. The pic just adds the perfect weight to the caption!
LiquidAngel - February 10, 2012, 12:26 am
This is very good 5L well deserved
TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 6:18 pm
A well deserved spot on the front page :) Such a beautiful poster.
mariand - February 9, 2012, 5:40 pm
nice
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
plus your hands get all d5rty and wet :)
Rick69 - February 9, 2012, 4:54 pm
This is... lovely. Perfect picture + perfect caption = (^_^) + 5L + More love every now and then...


Terrorist Cowards -


TAGS: insane in the membrane
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

GaryO - October 24, 2014, 9:18 pm
BAM!
Reality Lord - October 24, 2014, 9:05 pm

yup


STONER CLAUS - Wishes you a Merry Christmas!




25TH DECEMBER - What would you look like after bringing gifts to more than 350 million kids all over the world??




NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


CRAZY MOMS - You better make sure their happy or you could find yourself making friends with a rolling pin.


TAGS: insane crazy nothappy
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:52 pm
Momma not happy with your English.


BACK IN VIET--- -


TAGS: vietnam war veteran sandwich nom
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Tony

MO - August 20, 2009, 10:08 am
No worries, the clown will take one bite and say.....meh! tastes funny!!! I should be working....my funny is busted...loong night myself..ciao mooooo!! Chow! I could tie that in with the above poster and you getting eaten by a clown..may be a good poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 10:01 am
I just got home...can't sleep....the clown'll eat me.
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:57 am
I'm at work.....logged on yesterday...the aliases are from my early timmy days when I didn't know from what's what...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:54 am
Hey it's G.I Mo. How's tricks?....and wazzup with the alias collection?
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
Frickin prime example of an.... AMSOME POSTER!!!! I like it! I like it alot!! 5+++++++


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


OR YOUR CATS -


TAGS: voices crazy sleep insanity night
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:10 pm
Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:01 am
mine start showing movies!
falloutghoul - January 16, 2012, 6:54 pm
I know how that feels. I have a good train of thought RIGHT when I go to sleep.


INSANITY - You only know where the edge is after you've gone over it.


TAGS: insanity february edge
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:48 am
Be there, done that may times...(but not literally)5 Leaps of faith
agdaniele - February 18, 2011, 11:36 pm
....and thensome. 5L


THE GREAT RECESSION - it's hitting EVERYONE




COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!


TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ooh, foreplay!


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane in the brain
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:26 am
thanks space... this is from my early days here on motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:24 am
Especially when it disturbs the wrong people at the wrong time. 5
spacedog - September 9, 2011, 6:22 pm
Nice one.


SANOSUKE SAGARA - I think Cloud's Buster sword just got out-bigged...




NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


MAD YOU SAY? - I'm not mad, slightly miffed maybe, but not mad.




CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.


TAGS: carlos santana guitar awesome
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by RebelYell

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
I rate it lowly because its true


THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB - But I said "ho ho ho."




INSANITY -


TAGS: sane insane boring fun hammy
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:14 am
Yes, and it's the only way we get to sit alone in the bus }:-D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:48 pm
:D
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:11 pm
I think, this is crazy...
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:43 am
why thank you rerun :D
rerun - January 20, 2012, 9:53 pm

truth is spoken


JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One


TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


CHRISTMAS IS OVER -


TAGS: santa clause christmas
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

greentea - December 26, 2012, 5:54 pm
Amen to that!


INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.


TAGS: insanity expecting results
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by soccerkid29

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:46 pm
Also is trying to reason with an Italian mother. 1+1=3, and that's that. I can say that because I'm Italian/Sicilian.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:14 pm
see also: syn. - noun - motiseedling


COFFEE BREAK - Even on Christmas Eve, you've got to take a break sometime.




VACATION TIME AGAIN - It really gets fun when I finally chew through the straps.




THE FLOAT IS READY - Let the Christmas parade begin


TAGS: redneck santa float
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

CANADA - December 8, 2009, 12:56 am
EPIC! I should make one!


ADVICE - Some can be invaluable




CUTE INSANE BUNNY - innocent till proven guilty




HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains


TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many upskirts as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


MAYBE? - Maybe?


TAGS: hand sanitizer
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 8:18 pm
great one


EPIPHANY - Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.




ROLE REVERSAL -


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am
Yeah, but he loves sex, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


HE KNOWS... -


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
awesome. 5L


NOOOOO!!! - What did they do to the taco bell dog!?


TAGS: dog crazy insane
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by jdog97

MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 10:40 am
OMG! He's a little early for the zombie apocalypse but...RUN! Poor Taco died a few years ago but I guess RIP would be a moot point heehee.


LUNACY - You know what you've got and you know what you have which means you've got everything you've got and you have everything you have which might indicate that your raving mad... right, where's my hat?




SAND PEOPLE -


TAGS: sand people
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

wampyre - January 17, 2011, 12:15 pm
In hindsight, maybe it wasn't such a great idea to cosplay as a Tusken Raider today...
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:14 pm
Sometimes racism is funny. this is one of those times.
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:30 am
I would have went with Droids.
azpete42 - January 16, 2011, 10:50 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_People
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 2:30 am
Sand people?


MENTALITY - I never question my sanity. It always replies rudely.




MOOSE -


TAGS: knuckle sandwich
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 8:56 pm
Tee hee, Cranky made me laugh. 5 poodles


DIRTY SANCHEZ -


TAGS: beer mustache blonde dirty sanchez
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Bull

Cloudchaser - March 23, 2011, 9:28 am
Agreed. Guinness Draught tastes to me like it was literally flavored with pencil lead :-P
djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:22 am
Kinda gross! And out of nowhere!! Imagination...... xx
alldayfighter - March 23, 2011, 8:58 am
looks more like a filthy sanchez...
Bull - March 23, 2011, 12:55 am
What's the difference?
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
I will not vote on this one... as it's either offensive, or really offensive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 8:21 pm
she might forget how, but it's still gonna taste the same. 5L


RUM AND COCA COLA - NEVER trust your co-workers


TAGS: rum coca santa
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Klara

thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:46 am
What can I say? I like shiny stuff, anime, and kittens. I'm this many! *holds up 4 fingers*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:44 am
Shiny things...They're like Moderator Kryptonite.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:40 am
Why jk? It's true...:P ...Ooh, my nickel! That's where it got to...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:39 am
easily amused.....just like a woman.....JK
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:35 am
See? But it amused me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:34 am
Pic WAYYYYYYY over used.


THE EDGE -


TAGS: theone insanity
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by TheOne

Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2011, 2:44 am
THIS IS, a fell walker using a sat nav instead of a map and compass. Happens all to often where I live. Then we have to call out the Mountain Rescue Teams (a really fantastic body of people) to retrieve the mangled/deceased.
TheOne - June 18, 2011, 12:17 pm
Well when your friends distract you from your duties to the internet it gets a little intense with relationships.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:46 am

...5ome of us come back....lol


ALWAYS ONLINE -




MISANTHROPY - Couldn't be any clearer.




GOING POSTAL - The real reason you don't steal a squirrels nuts.




DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am
Made my day


I SAID... - no peeking!


TAGS: santa xmas judo
Rating: 4.73/5

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KoU - December 27, 2011, 2:36 pm
The same question, why a Blue Santa? Lolwhut? O.o
ICEMAN - December 26, 2011, 10:12 pm
Nice pixels.
motinet - December 26, 2011, 7:09 pm

Judo tradition, so the refs can tell the competitors apart easily.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:38 am
Why A Blue Santa ?


I PUT OUT - For Santa ,,,


TAGS: i put out for santa
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:43 pm

drop this into the moti-twist site as well budog


GOD HATES JERSEY SHORE -


TAGS: jersey shore god hurricane sandy
Rating: 4.5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:44 am
Natural Disasters: God's way of "Cleaning house".
Bolverk3778 - October 31, 2012, 8:41 pm
Must Agree. 'Jersey Shore' Gets my vote for the worst Tv Prog of all time. But on the up side the unemployment rate in NJ is about to plummet fallowing the wake of Sandy.


SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."




SANDWICH 02 -




PRESENTS - One round at a time...


TAGS: santa iraq kurisumasu yeehaa
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:57 pm
They shocked Santa's balls!


NISSAN R35 - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: nissan gay ricer
Rating: 3.25/5

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Salieri - November 12, 2009, 8:10 pm
It's not even a Nissan, even more unlucky.
Simon - September 17, 2009, 8:05 am
Its actually an R34... Unlucky


CARRY ON WAYWARD SON -




INSANITY -




SANTA -




THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes


TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


WHO'S GONNA RIDE... - ...that red two wheeler,Who's gonna make that yuletide race Who wants to wear red and white trimmed leathers All the way to fire place




ANTI-WAR LIBERALS - Enough said


TAGS: liberals democrats obama sand congress war iraq muslim islam extremists
Rating: 3.25/5

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Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:48 am
WTFO -- You are an amazingly, awesomely, absolutely mind-blowingly kickass person. God bless you, sir. God bless you. Say it with me now, gents... AMERICA -- FUCK YEAH!
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:29 am
loss of human life that directly resulted from them getting their way. So, I respectfully disagree with your assessment of Vietnam.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:29 am
protecting that many people is worth risking my life. What is remarkable about that time in history is those who protested the war, lied about our troops conduct over there, and subverted our efforts and morale, turned their backs and ignored the huge
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:27 am
To be fair, I wasn't there to see those we were defending running away, but with a communist force backed by China who can blame them. What I do know is that around 2.5M people were slaughtered by the communists in N Vietnam and Cambodia. As a serviceman
A Conservative - June 12, 2009, 5:09 pm
person I'm willing to lay my life down for, much less any MORE of our troops lives.
A Conservative - June 12, 2009, 5:09 pm
Just wanted to add something about what WTFO said. Pulling the troops from Vietnam was, IMO a good choice. Our allies, as you put it, who we "abandoned," were always running away from the combat that we were running toward. Not exactly the kind of
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:34 pm
Cake?
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
of a "land of Allah" and gives them time to rebuild for the next attack. As a side, I think the irresponsible spending of Reps from 2000-2006 cost them dearly in the elections as well. However, the 2006-2008 Congress spent even more under Dems.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
kept us safe for 7+ years and against the war, that it dramatically impacted the elections. We now have a majority of politicians who have openly shown the willingness to withdraw from the war. That allows the enemy to claim victory by driving out US out
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:26 pm
that can be gained and it is counter to the "everything Bush does is evil" philosophy of the conservative haters. I say the enemy has won the publicity battle since they effectively turned (with liberal help) public opinion so far against a POTUS that
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:25 pm
enemy to win the battle in the public eye. On the ground we're kicking ass and doing great efforts in winning hearts/minds by building schools, soccer fields, parks, hospitals, etc. You don't get to hear about the successes because there are no ratings
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:23 pm
Very complimentary from someone who hates me, Robert. After being overseas in support of the war. I believe that the main problem with the Iraq war is the publicity aspect of the war. The far-lefties and their supportive media outlets have enabled the
Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:20 pm
I agree with WTFO's last 3 posts, and say to anyone who doesn't support the military to eat shit and die, also the problem with the Iraq war was the strategies they used not the war itself, if we won you would all cheer instead of whine.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:17 am
forces from carrying out the types of operations that would have won the war. All the while, protestors, the media, Hanoi Jane and John Kerry built hatred towards the military so my father could get spit at on his return.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:15 am
enough to get a Pres who didn't handicap the military by limiting the targets in the North and allowing us to bring maximum force on the enemy to break their ability to wage war. Unfortunately, the govt was too scared of pissing off China and kept our
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:13 am
Kmer Rouge is part of the killing I'm talking about. The fact that we abandoned our allies in Vietnam directly caused the brutal deaths of those who stood with us. Our military strength would have kept the enemies a bay. All we had to do was stay long
Sean - April 10, 2009, 12:50 am
I'd heard that the Kmer Rouge killed 2 million people in Campuchia -- are you referring to a different 2 million? And if so, how could the Americans have prevented the other slaughter?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:41 am
The dumbass (barockeva) forgot to mention that after the whining liberal media, Congressmen, and potheads successfully got the troops pulled from Veitnam that 2 million people were slaughtered there. Do you want to take credit for that too, dipshit?
Mark - April 7, 2009, 6:55 pm
Now I'm beginning to understand barockeva a little better. You get your information from "South Park." At least now it's clear what your source is. You might want to try The Family Guy for insight to world history and The Simpson's for economic strategy.
LogicDude - April 7, 2009, 12:43 pm
And all the while the war went on, it was Liberal hand-wringers in Congress and the press that bad-mouthed the troops.
Airman - April 7, 2009, 12:29 pm
Vietnam.. started by JFK, a liberal, escalated by LBJ, a liberal, and ended by Nixon..NOT a liberal.. I still loved it that he bombed them on christmas day..
barockeva - April 7, 2009, 12:27 pm
It was liberal pussies that got the government to quit throwing good troops at the waste that was the Vietnam war.
barockeva - April 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
You people need to watch more south park. If it wasn't for the liberals, the conservatives would have pushed countries like China too far and would have been nuked into the ground.
WTFO - March 16, 2009, 12:52 am
men and women who are risking it all for our freedom and the freedom of others. Respectful dissent and disagreement with war is never a problem for me.
WTFO - March 16, 2009, 12:51 am
To clarify the poster for Timmy-Bob, it targets the anti-war liberals who state we've lost the war, or are murdering innocent Iraqis, or that that the war is over oil. Basically, I'm against dumbasses who state ignorant positions that demoralize military
Mark - March 15, 2009, 3:43 pm
Thanks EGD but I must now turn my attention elsewhere. I smell a Timmy in the vicinity and must prepare for the witticism of an unencumbered mind.
Elder God Douchebag loves to hear himself type. - March 15, 2009, 3:41 pm
Of course now there's no way of knowing if he'd stick to his one-term promise or not, but I'd certainly hope he'd have run for re-election. Figure if you're going for President, you might as well be in it for the whole thing.
Elder God Douchebag - March 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
You know what I mean, though. Time does age everyone, but being President tends to make one age horribly. Also, I brought the soapbox back.
Mark - March 15, 2009, 3:18 pm
Hey! Bring that soapbox back here! You win...McCain is old. Although he said he was only going to run for one term, I think if the situation (at the time) warranted it he would have stayed. Time ages everyone. What did you look like 4 or 8 years ago?
Elder God Douchebag will shut up in just a second. - March 15, 2009, 2:34 pm
That, and he said he'd only run one term, which says to me that he knows he wouldn't be able to handle said inherent stress. I'll get off the soapbox now.
Elder God Douchebag - March 15, 2009, 2:33 pm
Reason I said that was this. Look how being President ages people. Not real well, right? Hell, Bush looked semi-decent when he went in, looked old as hell coming out. Something tells me McCain couldn't have handled the stress inherent in the job.
Mark - March 15, 2009, 1:27 pm
McCain was able to get it up when it counted...in 1967. And then he kept it up for 5 and a half years. As for BHO or anyone saying he wouldn't last one term, maybe they should tell that to John McCain's mother.
Elder God Douchebag - March 15, 2009, 1:18 pm
I thought he attacked McCain on the basis that he was old and wouldn't last the one term he said he'd run...Wait, that's what I attacked him for...McCain can't get it up anymore.
Toussaint - March 15, 2009, 11:48 am
Now I hear BHO is planning on taxing employee health benefits to pay for his stimulus package-debt. And to think, during the campaign, he attacked J.M. for the very same thing he's planning on doing now.
Mark - March 15, 2009, 11:19 am
Bob - I see you've been a busy boy this morning spreading your liberal commie view point. Go right ahead, it's a free country for the time being. Enjoy it while you can.
Bob - March 15, 2009, 9:09 am
I just love the fact that Republicans think people are Un-Patriotic Saddam-loving Commies if they don't believe what the hell they say and follow what they believe. Fucking Morons, the lot of them.
Sean - February 7, 2009, 9:32 pm
See what blowin' yer defence budget on the war in Iraq got ya -- yer air force is practically flyin' crop-dusters now. Though I do applaud the retro uni's -- VERY shiek.


I'D SAY IT'S LICKING - FINGER-LICKING GOOD.




THIS SANDWICH - Was made by a man.


TAGS: sandwich
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 14, 2012, 5:34 pm
Should of got the wife to make him a sammich...would of looked better.
Sho - July 14, 2012, 11:26 am
It looks so fluffy and squishy. Cute
rerun - July 14, 2012, 11:22 am

Now I am hungry
Iconoclast - July 13, 2012, 10:09 pm
His name was Alexander Fleming, and he called his discovery Penicillin.


INSANITY -


TAGS: pzy insanity grip reality fall
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2011, 8:00 pm

distance in miles or kilometers? made the trip a few times now....meh...the fall can be a blast. 5L


BE NAUGHTY - Save Santa Clause a trip


TAGS: save santa trip be naughty
Rating: 3.91/5

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justme - December 4, 2011, 11:29 am
whohoe he has to come 2 times here XD tomorrow sinterklaas and 25 december santa claus, 2 times pressents XD


ALCATRAZ -




INSANITY -


TAGS: manson insane masturbation parents caught
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 1:04 am
Accept, don't explain.
Hawamleh - August 14, 2010, 12:46 am
Thanks A Lot Guys...I was jsut sitting there and i thought...what if i was charles manson and my parents caught me masturbating.. wow why would i even think that.. my mind is now full of fuk... O_O
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
Hmmm Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!.... Bitch.... awwwwwwww. Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
I can't find the words to express how goddamn funny this poster is. Hat's off to Hawamleh you twisted little bastard.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
Wow, this is good... I shouldn't like this as much as I do. The picture rounds it out perfectly.


TICKLE ME ELMO -


TAGS: picture is worth a thousand cubbys
Rating: 4.38/5

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forseti - September 28, 2010, 7:01 am
animated pictures: http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/katy-perry-boobs.gif
CoolioIndeed - September 28, 2010, 1:45 am
Funny sketch. Funny poster. 5 perry berries.


Unexplainable -


TAGS: santa darth maul jedi deer
Rating: 2.69/5

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CRaSH... - July 15, 2009, 3:19 pm
or... Darth Maul is just really into Christmas. Or Sith-mas, as it were.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:31 am
Before their attempt to take over the galaxy, the Sith were content to start smaller, and take over the north pole.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:44 am
Yes it can. But not by me.


SANCTIONS - "Ok, Irr pray arong"


TAGS: kim jong il north korea sanctions
Rating: 2.57/5

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mattb - July 3, 2009, 8:35 pm
HOW DARE YOU INSULT DEAR READER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING BUSY I AM, I HAVE HANS BRIX BREATHING DOWN MY NECK, NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA, RONG RIVE DEAR READER
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:47 am
Sanctions against 2nd- or 3rd- world countries... What do you take away from a country that has nothing?


AFTERMATH - Freedom is not free


TAGS: aftermath sanitation
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:41 am
Defending freedom is one thing. Being sent half way around the world to be cynically used as a sales tool for our weapons industry is quite different.
Greeny - June 16, 2011, 6:24 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 1:51 am
beautiful text .. it's hard to read though.


OVER THE TOP? - Nah...it's perfect! You're so talented. (I'll humor her...go get help...NOW!) I wouldn't have thought of it myself...


TAGS: easter girl insane crazy stalker
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:26 am
A spooky 5Ls.
sickartist - April 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
LMAO that could be my ex wife.


SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.




ANTIDEPRESSANTS - Because your life is about to get real sad, unless you wanted to work at Hot Topic for the rest of your life.


TAGS: antidepressants piercings stupid
Rating: 4.41/5

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Zetmonk - June 13, 2012, 7:04 am
Upside; nifty pill holder for the antidepressants.


SANTA'S OFFICE PARTY - The elves found the magic dust!




WE SIGNED WHO?!?! -


TAGS: tebow jets sanchez
Rating: 3.94/5

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spcbruce89 - March 25, 2012, 4:53 pm
some tebow dude denver didnt want him


MARRIAGE AND INSANITY -


TAGS: marriage insantiy commitment humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - June 15, 2013, 12:20 pm

And, as far as marriage goes, it helps if you're both nuts...
rerun - June 14, 2013, 7:04 pm

Damn, so true.


MEN -


TAGS: hungry horny make me sandwich
Rating: 4.25/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:18 pm
Oops... fail on the moderator's part.
TheSanityInspector - December 20, 2011, 12:27 pm
It's okay, Leighton, we see what you meant: "If you see us without an erection, please us and then give us a sandwich."
mariand - December 20, 2011, 5:55 am
The idea is cool...I can get over that
LeightonESmith - December 20, 2011, 5:08 am
*give us damn i had a grammatical fail with that


DRUNK SANTA -




HELEN OF TROY -


TAGS: the cow that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.3/5

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CANADA - November 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
the frenchies are very far north!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
they're probably Frenchmen from up north....Their opinion doesn't matter.
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 2:43 pm
Apparently Moo+, your fellow Manitobans fail to have your splendid sense of humor
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
*en=eh
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
I was just providing a forum for those nice blue ballet slippers...plus cows are easy to find on the interwebs, en!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:16 pm
Et Tu? Bone Et Tu?.....How come everyone's picking on me?, I've never said a negative word to any of you guys.....Waaaaaa Waaaaaa.5


WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




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